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<h1>YOU WOKE UP LIKE THIS</h1>
<p class="sansserif">After waking up you feel bewildered. It is night time, the temperature is abnormally high, and there is an unknown sticky substance covering your arms. You *need* to get back home so you can sleep in your bed. What should you do next?</p>
<p class="sansserif">[[Recall Memory<- Recall and analyze experiences from last night]]
[[Meditate<- Meditation is the first step to solving any problem]]
[[Go back to sleep<- Take a quick power nap for increased endurance]]</p>
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<b>Unfortunately there is absolutely zero memory on what happened last night, or even the day before for that matter. It seems like this situation must be approached with current resources.
After a few minutes of adjusting to the light you notice that the mystifying substance covering your body is **PURPLE** and there is an unusual odor reminiscent of charred salmon in the wind. Still, you cannot detect your exact coordinates.</b>
[[Go on a walk]]
[[Meditate<- Meditation is the first step to solving any problem]]
[[Go back to sleep<- Take a power nap for increased endurance]]
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<p class="sansserif">The power nap was a bust. You wake up several hours later to a severe rainstorm which completely drenches your clothing, just after the urine dries from your pants.</p>
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[[call the police]]
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<p class=sansserif>Meditating has transformed your entire mental state and now you are able to notice the first rays of sunlight and breath in a healthy manner. You feel prepared to discover your whereabouts and consequently find a way home to your bed. Good job. You feel $key.
[[check pants pockets]]
[[search backpack]]
[[check pants pockets]]</p>
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<p class=sansserif>In your jacket pocket you find your iPhone that has a naked photo of you as the background. Even so, you realize there are many things you can do with your iPhone since it has some battery.
[[Check Instagram<- Post a picture to Instagram to let your followers know this happened]]
[[Find current location<- Use Maps to detect current location and then route you back home]]
[[Call Mom and ask her to pick you up]]</p>
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<p class=sansserif>In your backpack you discover an UNIDENTIFIABLE OBJECT covered in the same substance that is on your arms. There is (either: "a GPS system","not a GPS system") inside one of the side pockets.
[[check pants pockets]]
[[check jacket pockets]]
[[Use GPS system]]</p><html>
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<p class=sansserif>Nice! You find a lighter. Seems helpful.
[[check jacket pockets]]
[[search backpack]]
[[Go back to sleep]]</p><html>
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<p class=sansserif>The police come to save you from the severe rainstorm even though you are already very wet. The officer tells you that as a result of new protocol, he needs to search you before assisting. After opening your backpack the officer discovers an UNIDENTIFIABLE OBJECT covered in the same substance that is on your arms. And then gives you a *concerned* look. "I can't believe you expected help from us while you had *this* in your backpack! I may have to place you under arrest..."
[[Run from the police officer]]
[[Meditate]]
[[Offer a Bribe]]</p>
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<p class=sansserif> As a result of the poorly managed coal factory (random:10, 50) miles away, sulpheric acid and nitrous oxide has contaminated the atmosphere and resulted in acid rain. After a few sips, you fall unconcious and DIE.
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<p class=sansserif>A few seconds into the run you hear loud gunshots. Then you feel several burning and pinching sensations throughout your body. And then you see the blood. It's over.</p>
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<p class=sansserif>You agree to pay $carrotnumber. The police officer graciously accepts the bribe and then offers to drive you home.
[[accept the ride]]</p>
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<p class=sansserif>AWESOME! After paying $carrotnumber you successfully made it home! </p>
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<p class=sansserif>After waiting for the post "woke up in a field lmaooo" to upload for **10 minutes** your iPhone dies without publishing the post. Out of frustration, you throw the phone at the ground. It explodes and burns you to a crisp.
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<p class=sansserif>Great. You have found your location, it's called Bumblefuck nowhere and it's zipcode is (random: 10000, 19999). Just after locating yourself, your iPhone dies. But now you know your location.
5 minutes later there is a PSA announcement from the woods, "HOW DARE THY LOCATE *MY* EMPIRE WITHOUGHT PROPER PERMISSION! TO HELL WITH YOUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And with that comes a tremendous explosion of fire which inevitably burns your head off.
[[Introduction<-REST IN PEACE]] </p>Your mom picks up the phone and after listening to your situation she responds, (either:"Yes I will pick you up!","No I will not pick you up!")
[[get into car]]
[[Go on a walk]]
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<p class=sansserif> On your walk you find what seems to be a 5 foot long PNZ-65 slowly burning behind a large oak tree. This is definitely where the charred salmon odor is originating from. In addition to that there is a fair amount of the unknown purple substance spread about the trees and bushes.
Just ahead, you notice a medium sized figure slumped agaisnt a birch tree. Getting closer it becomes noticeable that it is a security guard that looks incredibly deranged but at the same time has the potential to be helpful.</p>
<p>[[Wake them up]]
[[Walk north]]
[[Walk south]]</p>
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The police officer just looks at you and scratches his chin. Then he says "If you pay me $carrotnumber dollars then I will let you off!"
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<p class=sansserif>Fortunately the guard woke up after hearing your footsteps. After jolting awake and going through a quick phase of immediate confusion, the guard introduces himself, "Hello! My name is Bill and I believe that we are roughly 600 miles north of the Golden Driller Memorial in Oklahoma and I know my way out!!!" However, he does seem a bit out of it; so you aren't sure if you can trust him.
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<p class=sansserif>After a few minutes into the walk you loose your sense of direction. And then you start to hear disturbing animal noises. *All of a sudden* you are attacked and eaten **ALIVE** by a group of unknown orange animals.
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<p class=sansserif>Walking South brings you to an unkown place in the woods. You can tell you're in Kansas because of the abnormal amounts of bull thistle plants. A few moments later you hear some gunshots which are most likely from a nearby hunter. And then, you feel some quick, sharp pains in your stomach. Looking down; all you can see is blood gushing out of your body.
[[Introduction<-REST IN PEACE]]</p>AWESOME! After a very long night, two mile walk, and (random:4,5,6) hour taxi drive you make it home!
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</head>AWESOME! After a long adventure, you finally made it home to *your* warm bed!
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<p class=sansserif>After a 30 mile hike with Bill, you reach civilization! From there it is a quick walk to the nearest Taxi operative - which will graciously bring you home to your bed.
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<p class=sansserif>Fortunately the GPS is a TERRA-5700 series with accuracy down to the nearest milimeter. This technology will definitely take you out of the woods with ease. As the walking continues the sun finally rises; it is a beautiful day!
[[follow GPS]]</p>
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<p class=sansserif>AWESOME! After walking $carrotnumber miles you successfully made it home! </p>